prof-alexander-wortley:

Bad elbows. Sit.

Yes, elbows. It’s not very nice at all.

prof-alexander-wortley:

It’s a thing.

It obviously is!

prof-alexander-wortley:

I also elbow myself.

You’ve mentioned that before. I still don’t know how that works, but it must be a thing.

prof-alexander-wortley:

Was. Haha, I’m too slow, we should average each other out.

If it’s there I have tripped on it or bumped into it. 

That’s true. Not able to run right now, no. That should work, yes!

Me too, dear, me too.

prof-alexander-wortley:

I’m sorry Lizzie. Hand eye co-ordination is not going to be your forte.

I have no awareness of myself in space. Once I had my hand in the way when a ride harness came down and bent my hand back. Also one of those doors that closes slowly and then slams slammed on my thumb.

I get in places seemingly impossible. “Oh, anyone can do it.” Clearly, they have never experience people like me.

Oh god, that sounds painful. Sometimes I walk on things. Like, I’m generally walking too fast for some automatic doors, and then I basically smash my face on them. Sometimes trip on various objects. Like carpets. And just floors in general. I promise I know how to walk.

prof-alexander-wortley:

-sighs- I’m getting one of those carrier blankets. I saw a woman with one a while ago…and it was windy so she covered the baby’s head with it and it was all wrapped in like a kangaroo. I think it’s really intimate and I am getting one of those. Also, I’m clumsy so she will be protected from it.

Oh, yes, those things! They’re actually really useful, makes most things a whole lot easier. It’s also really nice. I think we both might be somewhat clumsy… I mean, I’ve broken so many bones it’s not even funny.

prof-alexander-wortley:

(giggles)

It’s also odd to think there’s a living person in there.

It definitely is! Well, she keeps kicking me, so I suppose I’m constantly reminded of it, but other than that… Really odd.

prof-alexander-wortley:

S’nothing.

-cuddles belly-

(giggles)

That still feels so weird. I like it, but it’s odd.

prof-alexander-wortley:

The same. And I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t.

I guess so. Thank you, though.

prof-alexander-wortley:

I suppose so.

You do! And you let me be miserable when I’m feeling like it. Some people get extraordinarily annoyed when I’m less than pleasant.

@LittleOath